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Imagine a world where your pair programmer doesn't steal your snacks, take bathroom breaks at crucial moments, or mansplain basic concepts to you. Welcome to coding with AI assistants, where the machines don't judge your variable naming conventions (at least not out loud).
Remember when you broke your perfectly functional app into 47 microservices because Netflix did it? How's that working out for you? Join us as we document tech's most predictable pendulum swing - from 'microservices solve everything' back to 'wait, monoliths actually work.'
Still using passwords like it's 2010? While you're busy creating your 47th 'secure' password variant, the rest of the tech world is moving to passkeys. Here's why your favorite authentication method is headed for the digital graveyard.
While you're busy debating which JS framework to use next, Rust is quietly infiltrating the entire JavaScript ecosystem. Server-side JS? Under threat. Browser DOM manipulation? Targeted. Your job security? Let's talk about that.
A scathing look at how daily standups in the post-pandemic remote era have evolved into the most soul-crushing 15-to-90 minutes of your workday.
A guide to pushing all the right buttons with those grumpy senior devs who hold your PRs hostage. Warning: Career advancement not guaranteed.
Still manually typing out every line of code like it's 2019? Put down the artisanal keyboard and learn to be the puppeteer behind the AI curtain before you become obsolete.
A brutally honest guide to crafting the perfect GitHub profile, where your imposter syndrome meets your desperate need for validation from internet strangers.
