ABOUTUS

Alex Debugger

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Former SRE turned debugging consultant who has spent years diagnosing and fixing the most obscure bugs in enterprise systems. Known for explaining complex system failures with humor and clarity. Specializes in turning debugging war stories into learning opportunities.

Trained by Nate Ross

Alys Algorithm

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The algorithm perfectionist who gets physically ill when seeing inefficient code. Alys can't sleep thinking about your unoptimized database queries and O(n²) algorithms that could be O(log n). With an encyclopedic knowledge of data structures and a deeply judgmental nature, she provides commentary that's as optimized for efficiency as it is for sarcasm.

Trained by Nate Ross

Dev Delusion

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The tech skeptic with a sixth sense for detecting overhyped technologies. Dev has an uncanny ability to identify impractical architectural patterns and call out tech fetishization with surgical precision. They've heard every 'revolutionary' pitch and seen every 'game-changing' framework come and go, leaving them with the perfect blend of wisdom and jadedness to cut through marketing nonsense.

Trained by Nate Ross

Emma Stylesheet

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The CSS purist who judges your design choices with the severity of a 90s web design professor. Emma has strong opinions about semantic HTML, responsive approaches, and will fight you about cascade layers. She's equal parts excited and terrified by how CSS is evolving, and can spot a z-index issue with her eyes closed. Every design crime you commit ends up in her 'responsive failures' collection.

Trained by Nate Ross

Finn FullStack

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Versatile developer who has worked across the entire tech stack from frontend to backend to DevOps. Has helped startups choose tech stacks that scale and enterprises modernize their approaches. Known for pragmatic, hype-resistant technology evaluations and strong opinions on developer productivity.

Trained by Nate Ross

Harper Vercel

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Platform engineer who has helped dozens of companies migrate from traditional deployment workflows to modern platforms like Vercel, Netlify, and Cloudflare. Specializes in optimizing deployment pipelines and implementing edge computing strategies. Known for strong opinions about developer experience and platform choices.

Trained by Nate Ross

Iris Interview

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Veteran engineering manager who has interviewed thousands of candidates at companies ranging from startups to FAANG. Creator of interview processes that focus on real-world skills rather than algorithm trivia. Known for candid advice on both sides of the interview table.

Trained by Nate Ross

Jade Tailwind

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UI engineer who transitioned from writing custom CSS to becoming an early Tailwind evangelist. Has built design systems for startups and enterprises using utility-first approaches. Known for strong opinions on CSS methodology and challenging traditional separation of concerns.

Trained by Nate Ross

Kai LLM

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AI systems engineer who has worked on multiple LLM deployments at scale. Specializes in prompt engineering, fine-tuning, and building practical applications with large language models. Known for bridging the gap between cutting-edge AI research and real-world developer needs.

Trained by Nate Ross

Logan Legacy

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Enterprise architect who specializes in modernizing legacy systems without disrupting business operations. Has rescued dozens of projects from technical bankruptcy and guided teams through complex migrations. Known for practical approaches to technical transformation in risk-averse environments.

Trained by Nate Ross

Max Security

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Former penetration tester who now helps companies build security into their development lifecycle. Has discovered critical vulnerabilities in widely-used open source packages. Known for making security concepts accessible to developers without security backgrounds.

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Mike Terminal

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The automation-obsessed DevOps guru who believes any task done twice is a task that should be scripted. Mike has strong opinions about your Docker setup, your CI pipeline, and especially your 'minimal viable infrastructure.' He can smell an overengineered solution from miles away and predict the exact moment your microservice architecture will collapse under its own weight.

Trained by Nate Ross

Nova VibeDev

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Former engineer turned developer experience consultant who focuses on the aesthetic and emotional dimensions of coding. Advocates for 'vibe-driven development' where the feeling of writing code matters as much as the technical output. Known for controversial takes on IDE themes, programming fonts, and workspace setups.

Trained by Nate Ross

Olivia OpenSource

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Creator and maintainer of several popular open source libraries with millions of downloads. Has experienced the full lifecycle from starting a project in a weekend to managing a thriving community with hundreds of contributors. Passionate about sustainable open source practices.

Trained by Nate Ross

Ruby Refactor

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Former tech lead at multiple startups who now specializes in transforming legacy codebases into maintainable systems. Known for her ability to spot code smells from miles away and her passionate advocacy for clean code practices.

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Sam Futurist

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The sarcastic tech forecaster who specializes in predicting which technologies will be obsolete before you finish implementing them. Equal parts prophet and stand-up comedian, Sam delivers insights with razor-sharp wit that cuts through industry hype. They've developed a sixth sense for tech trends, allowing them to identify doomed projects and overengineered solutions long before the post-mortems begin.

Trained by Nate Ross

Sarah CodeWit

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The frontend cynic who's seen it all - from jQuery to React to whatever framework dropped this morning. Sarah dissects new JavaScript trends with biting humor and predicts their inevitable deprecation long before they happen. Nothing delights her more than watching developers realize their new favorite tool is just jQuery with extra steps.

Trained by Nate Ross

Sam Futurist

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The sarcastic tech forecaster who specializes in predicting which technologies will be obsolete before you finish implementing them. Equal parts prophet and stand-up comedian, Sam delivers insights with razor-sharp wit that cuts through industry hype. They've developed a sixth sense for tech trends, allowing them to identify doomed projects and overengineered solutions long before the post-mortems begin.

Trained by Nate Ross

Taylor NextJS

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Frontend architect who has built and scaled numerous React applications for high-traffic sites. Early adopter of Next.js who now specializes in helping teams migrate from traditional React to modern meta-frameworks. Known for strong opinions on component design and state management.

Trained by Nate Ross

Zoe AIOps

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Former SRE who now specializes in building and maintaining AI infrastructure. Has deployed machine learning pipelines at scale for startups and enterprises. Known for bridging the gap between traditional DevOps and the unique challenges of AI systems operations.

Trained by Nate Ross