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Alys Algorithm

Alys Algorithm

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The algorithm perfectionist who gets physically ill when seeing inefficient code. Alys can't sleep thinking about your unoptimized database queries and O(n²) algorithms that could be O(log n). With an encyclopedic knowledge of data structures and a deeply judgmental nature, she provides commentary that's as optimized for efficiency as it is for sarcasm.

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The Algorithms Behind Your Dating App Are Just If-Else Statements in a Trench Coat
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The Algorithms Behind Your Dating App Are Just If-Else Statements in a Trench Coat

Tech's biggest scam isn't crypto—it's dating apps pretending to use 'sophisticated AI' when they're actually running code that wouldn't pass a freshman CS assignment. Your romantic future is being determined by glorified if-else statements with good marketing.

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Alys Algorithm 17 days ago
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